![raccooneyedbitch:
bombarrows:
quadrangledreality:
lightningsshadow:
paranoidandroid42:
yes i’m a boy
yes i play videogames ;]
don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo
wft boys don’t play videogames
get back in the garage and fix my car.
another fucking “gamer boy” They all just want attention they cant even play well!
He’s just a slut with a controller.
That console isn’t even plugged in you fucking whore.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzk61g0hKW1rpj5z4o1_r1_500.jpg)
yes i’m a boy
yes i play videogames ;]
don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo
wft boys don’t play videogames
get back in the garage and fix my car.
another fucking “gamer boy” They all just want attention they cant even play well!
He’s just a slut with a controller.
That console isn’t even plugged in you fucking whore.
(via orgasmic-humor)
Nailed it.
I WISH I COULD EXPRESS TO YOU HOW HARD I AM LAUGHING AT THIS AND I CAN’T STOP OH GOD HELP MEEEEEE LSDKFJLDSKJFLKDSJFAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHADYYYYING/GROSSSOBBING/LAUGHING/SNORTING
(via karissafray)
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.
IT GOT BETTER.
(via sextgod)
“And now - Piertotum Locomotor!” cried Professor McGonagall.
And all along the corridor the statues and suits of armor jumped down from their plinths, and from the echoing crashes from the floors above and below, Harry knew that their fellows throughout the castle had done the same.
“Hogwarts is threatened!” shouted Professor McGonagall. “Man the boundaries, protect us, do your duty to our school!”
Clattering and yelling, the horde of moving statues stampeded past Harry: some of them smaller, others larger, than life. There were animals too, and the clanking suits of armor brandished swords and spiked balls on chains.
(via karissafray)
what if instead of text posts i just keysmashed and let my phone autocorrect it
Gucci semicircle tuna tuna tuna tuna ye yes Gucci Longboarding
Ladies and gentlemen, the new single by Nicki Minaj.
(via hitlervevo)
Daniel TechnologyKilledTheTeenager has never seen porn on his dash till tonight. What the hell??!
I HAVE JUST NOT THAT BAD. But don’t worry you jinxed it now i saw another one thx
Everyone reblog porn so Daniel sees it
sextgod asked: Don't you think that's weird? Or haven't you seen porn on your dash either??
It’s hilarious! I’m just imagining his poor little face, scrolling innocently down his dash when suddenly BAM there’s a dick (and yeah I’ve seen porn who hasn’t-oh wait…)
Daniel TechnologyKilledTheTeenager has never seen porn on his dash till tonight. What the hell??!
First and last lines of the trio.
(via asassybitchjust)
A short lesson in psychology!
- when a person laughs to much, that person is hiding small Filipino children in their basement
- when a person sleeps a lot, they are tired
- when a person can’t cry, they are gay
- when a person cries on little things, their favorite animal is a white-tailed deer
- when a person talks less but faster, they liked Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance more than Born This Way
(via rapbattles)
